Greta's Toilet - Sides One and Two

First, here's a link to the video on Google Drive just in case the Blogger video upload function looks terrible: Greta's Toilet - Both Sides

This is something different. The footage I used here is a very old video from a long defunct vendor on Clips4Sale (the clip was released in 2008, the vendor's account on Clips4Sale was deactivated years ago, as was their ancient website). I've always liked the clip, but the funny thing about it was the aspect ratio was out of wack and the video was stretched vertically. The rest of the models this vendor used were all skinny, so my theory, as ridiculous as it is, was that the vendor stretched it out to make this vendor look less curvy.

Well, you're here, so you know that my taste in women is such that doing such a thing is blasphemy, so the other day, I finally decided, 17 years later, to toss the clip in a video editor and fix the aspect ratio to finally see the model in all her chubby glory.

When I did that, I wound up with these black bars on the top and bottom, and before I got rid of them, I thought... hey, what if I used those black bars to put captions in the video? So that's what this is.

Stuck in the Toilet-Zone, Extended Cut

 

Yep, It's More Short Stories

Over the past week, I've posted four new short stories to my DeviantArt page:

The Fart Queen, a long, kinky, fart-based romance that eventually devolves into a particularly loathsome pillow TF story in 10 chapters

That Terrible Love, a spin-off/sequel to The Fart Queen in which a desperately depraved man volunteers himself to be the titular fart queen's toilet

The Fate of a Turd, an extremely depraved and incestuous food TF to digestion to poop TF story that I think might be some of the most grotesque and overwhelming smut I've ever written

The Career Fair, a story that runs through just about every gross TF I have a penchant for as a journalist covers the very strange 2025 Career Fair for the Lowliest and Most Useless of Worms

Much longer ago, I also posted the following story without ever mentioning it here:

Jocelyn, a short spin-off to The Poop Log, in which a character from that story details her long history of using grotesque transformations to punish her foes and anyone who slightly annoys her

And, again, I do keep updating my PDF file of all of my short stories, formatted as a short story collection that I'd love to see brought into reality as a beautiful physical book* if it were remotely possible to do such a thing without compromising my anonymity. I think there's multiple stories in the PDF now that I've never gotten around to publishing on DA, including a pretty long toilet TF story called Don't Fuck with a Witch's Automobile. Oh, and there's also a short two-page epilogue to The Fate of a Turd called The Epilogue of a Turd that I haven't published anywhere else. So feel free to download that PDF.