This is something different. The footage I used here is a very old video from a long defunct vendor on Clips4Sale (the clip was released in 2008, the vendor's account on Clips4Sale was deactivated years ago, as was their ancient website). I've always liked the clip, but the funny thing about it was the aspect ratio was out of wack and the video was stretched vertically. The rest of the models this vendor used were all skinny, so my theory, as ridiculous as it is, was that the vendor stretched it out to make this vendor look less curvy.
Well, you're here, so you know that my taste in women is such that doing such a thing is blasphemy, so the other day, I finally decided, 17 years later, to toss the clip in a video editor and fix the aspect ratio to finally see the model in all her chubby glory.
When I did that, I wound up with these black bars on the top and bottom, and before I got rid of them, I thought... hey, what if I used those black bars to put captions in the video? So that's what this is.
