This. Is. Amazing. I want more of kevin's lesson and come to think of it, I know almost nothing about the butt, condoms, or the human digestive system.
Well, fortunately for you, Mister Johnson, I, Ms. Margaret Wang, happen to be the greatest Health Education teacher in the world! It's simply shameful the way our educational system is failing today's young people, leaving them ignorant of anatomy as fundamental as the function of the buttocks and anus! Your education is quite far behind, young man, so your lesson will have to be somewhat... experimental. It will take me no small amount of time to prepare, but once it's ready, I'll expect you to report to my classroom on the double! If I'm going to spend the time preparing a special lesson plan for you, I'll expect nothing less than total focus and discipline in return. Do I make myself clear, Joseph?
This. Is. Amazing. I want more of kevin's lesson and come to think of it, I know almost nothing about the butt, condoms, or the human digestive system.
ReplyDeleteMy, my, you're certainly behind in your studies, but so eager to learn! What's your name, young man?
DeleteIts... it's Joe ma'am. Joe Johnson.
DeleteWell, fortunately for you, Mister Johnson, I, Ms. Margaret Wang, happen to be the greatest Health Education teacher in the world! It's simply shameful the way our educational system is failing today's young people, leaving them ignorant of anatomy as fundamental as the function of the buttocks and anus! Your education is quite far behind, young man, so your lesson will have to be somewhat... experimental. It will take me no small amount of time to prepare, but once it's ready, I'll expect you to report to my classroom on the double! If I'm going to spend the time preparing a special lesson plan for you, I'll expect nothing less than total focus and discipline in return. Do I make myself clear, Joseph?
DeleteAs long as it's nothing permanent and just a lesson of course.
DeleteI don't follow? Knowledge is the gift that lasts a lifetime, Joseph!
DeleteYes... yes Ms.Wang. I'll arrive apple in hand and attentive. Your dedication to the human body is inspiring.
ReplyDeleteMs. Wang, do you have time for another lesson for me?
ReplyDeleteMs. Wang can I have a breast lesson too? I dont mind if I become your reast forever xP
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